10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.