10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977