10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."