10 Random Poker Quotes

what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
"So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
"if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
If you play 69, always bet on the come.