10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders