10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "No river, no fish."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth