10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is for loners.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."