10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim