10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon