10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.