10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz