10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.