10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is for loners.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."