10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker