10 Random Poker Quotes

I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
"That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
Never educate a stupid poker player.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Fook the floosh droo!
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright