10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe