10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "No river, no fish."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier