10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake