10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.