10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "No river, no fish."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."