10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• It's Free To Fold...
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.