10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth