10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."