10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery