10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."