10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A