10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• You have to piss with the dick you have