10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier