10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Fold and live to fold again
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers