10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts