10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester