10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.