10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls