10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-