10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph