10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."