10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz