10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.