10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine