10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--