10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
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