10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.