10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.