10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.