10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?