10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die