10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.