10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.