10 Random Poker Quotes

All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
Those eggs smell delicious!
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
Why not, when some because there are three.
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"