10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare